Ontario Plans To Solve Pearson Airport Delays By Replacing It With A Highway

Mississauga - After public outcry for the province to do something about airport delays, Premier Doug Ford has finally stepped in and said that he plans to resolve the issues by tearing down the airport and replacing it with an 8-lane highway.

“Folks I understand traveling out of Toronto has been challenging. Which is why I have decided to destroy the airport entirely and replace it with a highway you can use to either drive to your destination or to a functional airport,” said Ford.

Ford stated the average delay time that travellers were facing was probably longer then the drive to wherever they were going, plus highways are “so freaking cool”.

Highway 432 is expected to open two days after the next provincial election.