“We’ll be socially distancing,” Insists Local Man Throwing 50 Person Party In His 200 Square-foot Condo

Liberty Village - A Toronto man is adamant his 50 person party tonight is totally safe and fine because he’s going to crack a window.

“We’re all in the same bubble it’s totally fine nothing to see here,” the man plans to tell police officers when they inevitably arrive.

“Look, Jim and Paul both live in the Junction so that pretty much counts as the same household. And Tim got his second dose on Thursday so like literally no one can get sick.”

The man insisted that if everyone was going to continue being such big babies about it he could love the party to Trinity Bellwoods which might even be better because that would fit more people than his apartment anyways.