REPORT: Ontario Plans To Implement Oppressive New “Driving Passport”

By Scott Slute

Queen’s Park - Though the province maintains they will not be implementing a vaccine passport, a new report claims they will be enforcing an even more Orwellian “driving passport” to determine who is and isn’t allowed behind the wheel of a motor vehicle.

Reportedly, the new passport will require written and hands-on training before drivers will be able to operate a car or other motor vehicle. The government claims the passport will “ensure the safety of the driver and others on the road.”

This revolutionary and never before heard of new concept is, understandably, being met with criticism.

“It’s completely unacceptable! It’s like we live in communist China,” Rick Adams, opponent to the new passport, tells us, “What happened to my body my choice? If I want to drive 200km/h without any prior training that is my choice, not anyone else’s!”

“This will do nothing but create a split society,” MPP and heroic anti-vaxxer Rick Nicholls tells us, “We can’t just divide people into groups of ‘those who can drive’ and ‘those who can’t drive’ when deciding who’s allowed behind the wheel of a car.”

Furthermore, the province is even considering another new wild idea that would involve vaccinating children against polio and measles before allowing them into public schools. The new policy is set to come into place by the 1980’s.

Scott Slute is the Editor in Chief at The Toronto Harold