Apocalypse Shockingly More Boring Than Expected

Canada - As Canada quite literally burns to the ground, many residents are expressing their disappointment in the lack of excitement around the world slowly coming to an end.

“There’s no roving gangs of bandits, militias to join, or even an exciting subplot to follow along with,” stated 34 year old Tanya Booth, “Instead it’s just smokey and hot. A little bit of a let down.

Some residents are even expressing their disappointment in forest fires being the natural disaster to take us out. Many were hoping for something more fun and aquatic themed, such as the 1995 Kevin Costner film Waterworld.