Local Satire Site Willing To Sell Out To Just About Anyone After Meta Blocks Their Feed

Toronto - After The Toronto Harold fell victim to Meta and Bill C-18, losing their nearly 20,000 Instagram followers and most of our online prescience, we are pleased to announce that we are even more willing to sell out to the highest bidder! And good news, the “highest bidder” is going to get themselves a real bargain!

Are you a left-wing media mogul who wants us to just constantly post about how a career politician is anti-establishment and the only person capable of saving this city? We can do that! Are you a far-right publication who will ask us to only write about bees not being real? What bees! We have the track record to prove we have absolutely no loyalty to anyone, except YOU, our mysterious new owner.

So if you have several thousand dollars and want to give this ragtag group of scallywags a chance, hit us up via the contact banner on our site! We could post the email address in this article, but right now we need to milk every last penny out of Google AdSense.