Justin Trudeau Appoints Himself To Every Cabinet Position

Ottawa - Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has shuffled his cabinet today, and for the first time in history the Canadian leader has appointed himself to every position.

“I am excited for the many great things this amazing cabinet will accomplish over the next few years,” Trudeau stated, “Especially Minister of Diversity Justin Trudeau, who brings a wealth of experience to the position.”

Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre was quick to criticize the new cabinet, claiming if he were leader he wouldn’t even need a cabinet.