UN Reminds Russian Soldiers To Wear Properly Fitted Face Masks While Engaging In War Crimes

Kiev - As war continues to rage on in eastern Europe, the United Nations has issued a stern warning to invading Russian forces; your face mask needs to cover both your mouth AND your nose.

“We would like to remind President Putin and his forces that should they continue to desecrate global peace with their illegal occupation, to please follow all public health measures,” stated UN Secretary-General António Guterres, “We are still in a pandemic, and if Mr Putin won’t respect Ukrainian sovereignty, he should at the very least respect the WHO’s guidelines.”

The UN has stated that should Russia’s aggressive disregard for health and safety continue they may be forced to deploy peacekeepers into the region to ensure the invading soldiers are maintaining at least 6 feet of distance from Ukrainian freedom fighters.