Celebrities Threaten Putin With Another Rendition Of “Imagine”

Los Angeles - As Putin’s invasion of Ukraine continues with minimal global intervention, a group of celebrities have taken matters into their own hands by warning the Russian president if he doesn’t pull his forces out immediately they will be forced to sing “Imagine”.

American celebrities, who have remained mostly quiet since the onset of the invasion, have stated they won’t hesitate to do something unbelievably tone-deaf if the violence continues.

“We’ve done it before to cure Covid, and we won’t hesitate to do it again to stop World War 3,” said movement organizer and Wonder Woman star Gal Gadot, “Nothing unites humanity more than the soothing reassurance of millionaires who will continue to be unaffected no matter the outcome.”

“I am so appalled by the actions of Mr Putin, I have written a brand new verse for the song, directed right at him,” Mark Ruffalo tells us, “Imagine I was really the Hulk, I would punch you right in your stupid face.”

The United Nations is urging the celebrities to drop their song as soon as possible, citing that nothing brings people together across the world like mocking actors.