Conservatives Vote To Replace Erin O’Toole With A Truck

Ottawa - Following a week of constant flip-flopping over support for the trucker convoy from O’Toole, the Conservative party has voted to replace their party leader with an actual semi-truck. “This party needs a leader who represents our voters,” the party released in a statement, “Out with the angry hockey coach, in with Truck!” The party also noted that unlike the current Prime Minister, their new leader was immune to Covid-19.