Poirot Solves Record Breaking Number Of Murder Mysteries Aboard 20 Hour Winter Storm Delayed Train

Oshawa - Renowned Belgian detective, and fictional Agatha Christie character, Hercule Poirot took full advantage of being trapped on a Kingston bound Via Rail train this Christmas. The private investigator tells us that after being trapped on a motionless train for nearly a full day, he was able to solve four murder mysteries, a record for Poirot. Coincidentally Poirot tells us all four victims suffered the same fate, starvation after train staff refused to give them food, leading him to believe perhaps the cases are all connected.

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