Report: Office Goofball Still Wearing Ugly Christmas Sweater Even Though Christmas Definitely Over

Toronto - Several workers of Tech7, a downtown startup, say they were quite surprised today after marketing manager and “office funnyman” Daniel Murphy arrived to work after the Christmas holiday still dressed in his signature ugly Christmas sweater.

“Notice anything,” Daniel said this morning while slyly while gesturing to the silly reindeer on his sweater. This despite the fact the calendar clearly read December 27th at the time.

“I was very confused when Daniel arrived this morning. I thought I just dreamt up my Mom making passive aggressive comments that once again I came to Christmas dinner alone. But no, Christmas definitely happened,” said program developer Sarah Brown, “Did no one tell him that Christmas is over?”

Other employees of the office have a darker theory as to why Daniel still has the ugly sweater on.

“I’m starting to think Daniel believes that his sweater actually looks good,” said Tyrell Jones, an account manager at the office, “Just last week I said, ‘Love that ugly sweater Danny.’ What if he thought it looked good? God I am a monster.”

Human Resources has been notified about Daniel’s sweater choices and will continue to observe, pending an internal investigation.