The Top 5 Foods At This Year’s CNE Guaranteed To Give You Diarrhea

Food - After a two year hiatus the Canadian National Exhibition is finally returning! And with it comes all the food combinations you love that will undue all the work you’ve put into repairing your gut health this year! Here are the top 5 food items this year that will absolutely ruin your morning routine the next day:

5. Edible-Slime

What’s great about whatever this stuff is is that you know it’s going to be the exact same consistency on the way in as it is on the way out!

4. Mac & Cheese Lemonade

Lemon juice has been proven to have detoxifying properties that can help improve your digestive health… but not in this form!

3. Squid-Ink Korean Corn Dog

Fear not! That isn’t blood in your stool. It’s just the squid ink from whatever the hell this is supposed to be. Crisis averted!

2. Krispy Kreme Pulled Pork

Do we really need to explain why this doesn’t belong in your body? Do we really?

1. The Two Foot Long Taco

No where online could we find whether this chorizo-filled, nearly metre long taco was intended for individual consumption. But honestly you survived a pandemic shit your brains out if you want.