Ontario Government Creates More Family Day Memories By Forcing Millennials To Move Back Home

Queen’s Park - The Ontario government will be celebrating Family Day this year by forcing even more families in the province to permanently spend time together through several new policies.

With a host of new unaffordability mandates in the works, the provincial government has promised Ontarians they will be seeing a whole lot more of their families when they continue to destroy the province, forcing the working class to all live together again.

“I thought when I moved out at 19, I would be on my own for good and I would only see my family sometimes,” 34 year old Sarah Miller tells us, “But thanks to an impossible housing market, scarce jobs, and skyrocketing cost of living I get to move back with my parents and see them all the time. Thanks Ontario!”

Thousands of adults like Sarah say they too will be celebrating Family Day every day for the foreseeable future thanks to the tremendous job of the province’s politicians.