We Ranked Toronto’s Mayors But They All Finished In Last

Poll - After nearly 37 minutes of tireless research, our team has determined that since the city’s amalgamation in 1998, every Toronto mayor has fallen somewhere on the scale of “disaster” to “global embarrassment”. Here is our comprehensive ranking of Toronto’s mayors, ranked worst to best:

4. All of them!

Good luck to Mayor #5. We are eagerly awaiting to see which infrastructure you destroy next!

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