Trump Claims He Is The Best At Contracting COVID-19

Washington - Early this morning President Trump, who recently tested positive for COVID 19, took to Twitter to boldly claim he was the number one contractor of the virus.

In the since deleted tweet, the President makes the bold claim that he is far superior than anyone else when it comes to contracting coronavirus. He also makes the claim he has more of the virus than anyone else, which some scientists have pointed out makes very little sense.

Trump also posted a video to Facebook thanking his followers for their support and making the announcement he was heading to Walter Reed hospital for further treatment. After the update, he again continued to remind everyone how superior he was when it came to having COVID-19.

“Believe me, when it comes to both spreading and contraction the Chinese virus, no one does it like Trump. Just look at the numbers,” the President stated in the video.

Trump also took the opportunity to go after his political opponent, Democratic candidate Joe Biden, concluding his video update by comparing his death toll to Biden’s while he served as VP under Obama.

“Sleepy Joe was only responsible for the death of four Americans during Benghazi. I’ve been responsible for 210,000 American deaths and counting! Trump always wins and the Democrats are losers! Sad!”

First Lady Melania Trump, who also tested positive, is expected to make a full recovery as she is clearly lying about having the virus in an attempt to make it seem like she actually spends time with her husband.

Scott Slute is the Editor in Chief at The Toronto Harold