TTC Employs Labyrinth Minotaur To Patrol Union Station

By Nikola Kramaric

Toronto - Daedalus Architecture, the firm responsible for the Union station revitalization project, has confirmed that the final phase of renos is almost complete with the recent hiring of the mythical half-man half-beast. The Minotaur will be patrolling every corner of maze-like station come Monday morning.

The firm's lead architect, Stavros Hades, is excited to finally complete the project as he declared in his eccentric memo to employees. “After 10 long years of development and thousands of years of planning, we have finally restored the great Labyrinth of Crete to its former glory.". When asked by the Harold if the Minotaur was there to guide or impale visitors, Hades declined to comment.

"I think it's great for the city and Union station,” says Mark from City Place, "I am hoping they impale my mother-in-law who is visiting from Ajax this weekend." If visitors and commuters do manage to get past the stationed Minotaur, they may also be greeted by Cerberus, the ancient three-headed dog, who will be stationed in the PATH starting Monday morning.

Nikola Kramaric is a contributing writer at The Toronto Harold