BREAKING: Kyle Lowry Traded To Florida So He Can Be With All The Other Eldery Ontario Residents

Written By Scott Slute

Toronto (Miami?) - The 37 year old former Torontonian has signed a three-year deal with the Miami Heat so he can be surrounded by people with equally comically large butts.

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