American Man Really Hoping Someone’s Just Setting Off Fireworks Inside That School

Virgina - A local American man is pretty sure that loud noise coming from the school down the road is just someone celebrating the Fourth of July in the middle of the day.

“Wow! Celebrating America AND our education system at the same? Doesn’t get more patriotic than that,” the man nervously tells us while clenching his Budweiser can like its pearls.

“Oh, those police sirens must just be the cops coming to make sure he has the proper permits. What a beautiful country I’m blessed to live in.”