Ryerson Theatre Department Adds New Course On How To Not Shower

Toronto - The nationally acclaimed acting school has added a new course to their program after yet another white actor has admitted to smelling like shit.

With Jake Gylenhall joining the ranks of Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher, Kirsten Bell and Dax Shepard as yet another stinky white person, the program decided to add the new course so their students wouldn’t fall behind industry standards.

“We are always at the forefront of the craft, taking into consideration the latest trends so that our students are prepared to navigate the challenge world of acting,” program director Florence Mayfield tells us in a voice she clearly developed consciously over several decades, “If we want our graduates to succeed as actors they have to behave like actors and now that means having disgusting personal hygiene.

The first-year course will have students explore deep within themselves to discover just how bad they can smell before it starts to bother them. The latter half of the course will focus on developing a complete disregard for the experience of people around them, a skill that previously was developed when students would have to invite their friends and family to their self-directed play in third year.

The new course is set to be rolled out as soon as the dorms get their new air filters installed.