“No vaccine passports, we won’t have a split society,” Declares Premier Who Ran On Campaign Promise Of Dividing The Province

By Scott Slute 

Queen’s Park - As the many business owners, doctors, and top politicians across the province continuing to push for Ontario to implement a vaccine passport, Premier Ford has made it very clear that Ontario would only experience societal divides if it was under his terms. 

The premier, who whilst riding Trump’s coattails ran his entire 2018 campaign on divisive politics and cheap beer, said Ontario was not a place where people would be made to feel lesser than anyone else unless it advanced him political. 

“Folks we can’t be segregating half the province. Unless it’s one half of Toronto’s city council and I’m carrying out a family vendetta. Then let’s divide away!” 

The multi-millionaire trust-fund leader who manipulated most of Northern Ontario into thinking he was a working class hero because he drove a truck and turning them all against everyone south of Barrie to get elected, stated firmly that his government would never attempt to turn Ontarians against one another. 

At press time, Ford reiterated that Ontario would not be implementing a vaccine passport unless doing so would get him reelected in which case you better get registered yesterday.

Scott Slute is the Editor in Chief at The Toronto Harold