Pi Co. Owner Says He Won’t Rest Until There’s A Pi Co. On Every Corner Of This City

By Scott Slute

Food - We have good news for any pizza lovers!

You may have noticed the quick-serve pizza chain Pi Co opening more and more locations all across Toronto. And the company’s owner Johnny Pico said this is just the beginning.

“I’ll replace every abandoned Starbucks with a Pi Co! I’ll build a Pi Co. inside another Pi Co! I’ll open a Pi Co. in your living room! I swear by the year 2023 this entire city will just be one big Pi Co,” Johnny tells us.

Johnny revealed that although he’s now on his way to achieving his pizza dominance of the city, it’s been a long road filled with many people who didn’t believe in him.

“My wife told me ‘Johnny this isn’t the man I married. You can’t turn everything into a Pi Co.’ So you know what I did? I turned HER into a Pi Co! Who’s laughing now, Barbara? Not you, you’re a Pi Co!”

So say goodbye to that abandoned diner at the end of your street that closed 6 months ago due to the pandemic and say hello to a Pi Co!

Scott Slute is the Editor in Chief at the Toronto Harold

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