Stephen Lecce Apologizes For Going To Western

Breaking - After news broke last night that Ontario’s education minister Stephen Lecce had participated in a “slave auction” while attending Western University, Lecce was quick to issue an apology stating that he never intended anyone to find out he went to Western.

“I would like to apologize to the people of Ontario for having to find out this way that I did indeed spend years studying and engaging in campus culture at Western,” the education minister stated in his apology, “But please know, as bad as this may seem, it isn’t even in the top 10 worst things I did while attending.”

Western University is most notable for being on the province’s top business schools and for hosting one of the country’s most notable student walk-outs in 2021 to protest the school’s rampant sexual assault culture.

Lecce followed up his statement by assurancing residents that there was no need for anyone to check the security footage from The Barking Frog on February 10, 2007.