Latest Neuralink Patch Will Implant Dozens Of Fake Memories Featuring Elon Musk Doing Cool Stuff

Tech - After recently receiving FDA approval for human trials, Neuralink founder Elon Musk says the latest version of the implantable brain-computer interface will flood the users mind with memories of all the awesome stuff he has done, both factual and imagined.

Neuralink users will reportedly not only be able to non-ironically bring up near countless stories of Musk’s achievements, but the chip will implant fake memories featuring Musk doing things like winning the UFC welterweight belt, marrying Scarlett Johansson, and actually saving those Thai kids who got trapped in the cave.

Those planning to already get the implant say this latest update will allow them to take about Musk at least 200% more, much to the chagrin of their friends and loved ones.

Musk says his goal by the end of the year will be to ensure all those with a Neuralink implant will be able to fully recite his entire 2021 SNL monologue.