CBC Gem Hasn't Let A Pandemic Prevent It From Producing High Quality Content, So Will You Finally Watch Some Of It, Please??

By Dan Pearce

Entertainment - CBC Gem hosted over twenty new and returning programs in this past March alone and are showing no signs of slowing down! But you wouldn't know that, would you? No, you wouldn't, because you're logged on to Netflix, watching a show about the first girl to play chess or whatever the hell that dumb show was about.

OUR NETWORK HAS TAKEN HOME SO MANY EMMY AWARDS THAT I HAVE STARTED WIPING THE SCHITT FROM MY ASS WITH THEM. Not a big deal, just thought you should think about that while you watch your stupid superhero movies on Disney+, a network literally made for children you stupid babies. 

This April, CBC has an all-star line up of new shows coming that frankly you don't even deserve to see. But if you want to come sit at the adult table and watch some hardcore heartfelt, action packed, multicultural, spine tingling and still somehow benign Canadian content, log into your CBC Gem and start steaming. For the love of God, we are spending so much money.

Dan Pearce is a contributing writer for The Toronto Harold. Dan can be found on both Twitter and Instagram @danfromlinkedin.