Clairvoyant TSN Reporter Predicts Whoever Gets More Points Will Win Super Bowl LVIII

By Andrew Scott

Las Vegas - Displaying a level of psychic clairvoyance not seen since Yuri Geller or perhaps Nostradamus, TSN talking head and football expert Gary Evans made the bold claim Friday that whichever team puts up more points on the board this year will actually win the Super Bowl.

“Not only that,” states Evans in a continued display of penetrating insight and sports prognostication, “the team that gets the ball into the endzone of the other team most frequently is going to win 100% of the time.”

Given the fact that such outlandish claims have been on television near constantly for the last two weeks in the lead up to Super Bowl LVIII, one might think that Canadian audiences are tiring of these self-proclaimed sports mediums. However, in a final amazing prediction, TSN has stated definitively that in terms of the outcome of the Super Bowl, all will be determined by the end of this upcoming Sunday night. 

Andrew Scott is a musician and writer who lives in Toronto in a house amongst children, antiquated technology of yesteryear and many, many instruments. Instagram, writing, poetry, more poetry.