Coincidentally, Both Line 2 And TTC Negotiations Currently At An Impasse

By Andrew Scott

Scarborough - In a strange moment of cosmic alignment and congruence that few could have predicted, both the negotiations between TTC management and unionized workers, as well as all Westbound trains heading out from Victoria Park on the Bloor-Danforth line, are currently at an impasse.

“What are the chances?” stated East York resident and frequent subway rider Dwayne Henderson from his local Chester station platform, referring to the situation as “ironic,” but secretly wondering if that is, in fact, the right word to describe the current situation.  

According to Vegas insiders, the odds on favourite here is that the TTC employment issue will be resolved before the current train impasse is solved and anyone makes it across the Bloor Viaduct.