Doug Ford Reportedly Spent $1200 On Tim Horton’s Takeout During Quarantine

By Scott Slute

Etobicoke - A recently leaked invoice from Queen’s Park seemingly indicates that through the course of his self-isolation, the Ontario Premier has managed to spend over $1200 on Tim Horton’s freshly cracked egg sandwiches.

The new leak came in the form of a follow up email from Uber Eats requesting confirmation on the new invoice, having assumed the Conservative’s corporate Uber account was hacked. A rep from Uber Eats said the large invoice was flagged by their system as prior to this account was primarily used to order Sam Oosterhoff apple juice to calm him down whenever he would rile himself up thinking about women having full-time jobs.

“The premier isn’t keeping any secrets when it comes to his love of those delicious, kind of cooked-to-order breakfast sandwiches,” The Harold’s Food and Lifestyle columnist Teddy French tells us, “But that’s an awfully high bill for just 6 days of isolation.”

French broke down exactly how many freshly cracked egg sandwiches Ford must have eaten each day.

“After tax, one breakfast sandwich costs $4.19. We also have to account for service and delivery fees, and can assume that the premier is also ordering a coffee and perhaps a donut with each order.And taking into consideration the sandwich is only available until 10:30AM, meaning Ford is probably only making one order, I determined the premier is eating approximately 269.58 freshly cracked egg sandwiches a day.”

When reached for comment, Ford claimed to have no knowledge of who ordered all those sandwiches, and also had no knowledge of how that processed cheese ended up in his breast pocket.

Scott Slute is the Editor in Chief at The Toronto Harold

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