Doug Ford To Offer Golden Tickets For 5 Greenbelt Affordable Homes

Written By Scott Slute

Etobicoke - In a partnership with Tim Hortons, the golden tickets can be found in the yolks of their famous breakfast sandwiches. The winners will be whisked away to Ontario Place where they will be given the first tour of the Ford's new spa and funhouse. All winners will need to sign a contract that they will not disclose any of the contractors involved with the greenbelt development. Breaking said contract will nullify the agreement. So far 3 of the winners have already been identified - Michael Ford, Stephen Lecce and Canada's new minister of housing Ahmed Hussen.

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