Haircuts At Walmart Now Cost $26 And Some Premiers Are Furious

Etobicoke - Ontario Premier Doug Ford told reporters yesterday that his shitty, lopsided haircut cost him over $25 at a Walmart he went to while visiting the US. Ford said he experienced major sticker shock at the $26 price tag (which included tax and tip), and says he can’t believe he received such a bad haircut for that exorbitant price.

“Folks, the price of haircuts is just unacceptable! Can you believe this number 2 buzzcut cost me a whopping $26,” Ford asked reporters, who definitely could believe that.

“How can someone $26 for a simple haircut! I’ve never paid that much for a haircut in my life,” Ford said, then proceeding to admit he’s been cutting his own hair since 1994.

Ford assured Ontarians that in just a few short months, his hair would grow back to the comforting number 4 on top, 3 on the sides, we’ve all come to know and trust.