BREAKING: John Tory Revealed To Just Be Three Raccoons In A Trenchcoat

Written By Scott Slute

Toronto - When asked by the Harold’s reporters on if he was going to offer housing alternatives after removing the city’s tent encampments, the mayor scurried off to his den to do more Tik Tok dances.

Scott Slute
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