Ford Urges Biden To Annex Ontario

“Please, Mr President I’m begging you, I do not want to do this job anymore.”

Toronto - In the ongoing saga of no longer wanting to be premier, Ford is now asking President-Elect Biden to just fucking do his job for him.

“I’m asking you Mr President, we need more vaccines,” Ford said in his press conference today, “You know what, fuck it. I just need you to invade this province and do my job Ford me.”

Ford cited a multitude of reasons why the Ontario would make an excellent 51st state including the provinces abundance of fresh water, that it would allow Drake to freely travel to LA and record new music videos, and the fact that overall Ontarians seem to like Biden a lot more than him.

The premier closed his statement by saying he was going to remove the border guards from the Rainbow Bridge and “whatever happens, happens.”