After 11 Years Of Union Station Revitalization, Government Officials Admit “It’s A Bit Too Fucking Big”

By Cory Schiltz

Downtown - The almost $1B project has fallen short of expectations, as many commuters admit they “can’t be fucked” to walk from the GO station to the subway. John Tory has announced plans to backtrack the entire renovation, which will reportedly take a further 15 years of construction, 128 high rise cranes, and $1.4B.

Rick Leary, Chief of the TTC told our sources, “It’s exactly where our tax payers money should be going at a time of such economic prosperity.”

During this period of construction, the entire Line 1 of the TTC will be closed, as engineers admit they have “no idea how to work around it”. However, Torontonians should not be worried, as a shuttle bus will be running once every 6 hours between Osgoode and King.

Cory Schiltz is a UK based photographer and cynic. He is unfortunately subject to the pain of Torontonian life through his Danforth dwelling girlfriend. You can follow him on Instagram or view his website.