‘Toronto’ Sign Replaced With Giant Ozempic Ad

Toronto - The iconic Toronto sign at Nathan Phillips Square has been replaced with a very large ad for Ozempic; the diabetes medication that has seen recent popularity for it’s side effects that include weight loss and getting cyber bullied for developing a weird face.

Ads for the drug have been popping up all across the city, from Blue Jays games to TTC streetcars, and several mayoral candidates have even admitted to receiving hundreds of thousands of dollars in bribes to push the drug if elected.

A rep for Ozempic has also stated that they just confirmed a deal with the Canada Lands Company to cover the CN Tower entirely in ads for the drug.

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