Ford Clarifies: “Only Leave Your House For Essential Reasons Such As Curb-Side Pickup At Non-Essential Businesses Or To Go Tobogganing”

Toronto - Doug Ford has given more details for the somewhat confusing stay-at-home orders for Ontario.

This morning the premier reiterated that residents of the province should be staying home unless they are doing essential things such as skating at Nathan Phillips Square it other various outdoor gatherings with up to 5 people.

“Friends, we need to combat this virus together,” Ford stated, “Everyone needs to stay home. Tobogganing is still fine though as long as it’s less then five people. Or maybe it’s not fine. I don’t know I’ll figure that out later.” A flustered Ford then skipped off stage and allowed deputy premier Christine Elliot to deal with the brunt of his incompetence.

Ford later clarified that if anyone was still unclear on the orders, they could come up to his cottage and he would happily explain in person as long as you wore a mask.