Kendall Jenner Maced After Offering Riot Police An Ice Cold Pepsi-Cola

By Scott Slute

Los Angeles - Crowds of protestors erupted with cheers when the Keeping Up With The Kardashian star arrived to protests in Downtown Los Angeles to once again end racism across the country by offering a police officer a can of Pepsi. 

Unfortunately for Jenner and the protestors, the officer declined the ice cold beverage people only drink when there are no other options. Instead, the officer shot pepper spray into the model’s face and threw dozens of tear gas canisters into the peaceful crowd. The officer then took out his club and assaulted the can of cola for 13 minutes. 

The news comes as no surprise to those following the protests, as police across the country have added “refreshing beverages” to their list of things to senselessly beat. 

It was reported yesterday that police in Asheville, NC, dismantled and destroyed a water and medical station set up for the peaceful demonstrators. The water station, like most protestors across the country, was not bothering anyone before it was viciously beaten by the Asheville police. 

Jenner, who previously ended racial discrimination by police in 2017 when she offered a handsome white office a Pepsi, has stated she will not stop her fight and is considering offering members of the police force an actually tasty cola beverage next time.

Scott Slute is the Editor in Chief at The Toronto Harold.