Kanye Cites Long-Forgotten Bible Verse: “Thou Shalt Tweet Thine Enemies Address If They Rap Mean Things About You” (Paul 6:17)

Bridal Path - The feud between Kanye West and Drake escalated over the weekend after West posted Drake’s home address online in response to the Toronto rapper saying West was 44 years old.

In a feature on Trippie Redd’s new album, Drake rapped, “All these fools I'm beefin' that I barely know/Forty-five, forty-four (Burned out), let it go/’Ye ain't changin' sh*t for me, it's set in stone.” In response to Drake vile and hurtful song lyrics, West posted a screenshot of Drake’s address to his Instagram page.

“Jesus came to me in a vision and said ‘Yezzy, what Drake did to you was out of line. And I know the whole moral of my story is about forgiveness but what Drake did is unforgivable and for that I’m giving you this,’” West explained, showing us a piece of paper with ‘Christian Hall Pass’ written on it in Sharpie, “So basically Jesus said it was ok to not turn the other cheek and actively seek revenge because I’m mad.”

West claimed that there was even a verse in the bible that said cyber-bullying and doxing Drake was fine he just couldn’t remember which verse but it’s definitely real.

”Ya no it’s definitely in there. It’s kinda near the end. Something about words being worse than encouraging mobs of people to storm someone’s house. It’s in there I’ll find it later and text it to you.”

West did however promise he would drop his much anticipated album Donda whenever Mr Meanie Pants was ready to apologize for calling him “burned out”.

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