Lego Releases New ANTIFA Themed Sets

By Scott Slute

Legoland - After last week’s announcement that Lego would be pulling all police themed sets from shelves, the company unveiled a whole new line of products centred around ANTIFA.

Unlike a usual Lego product, which encourage children to follow instructions to build something from many different pieces, these new ANTIFA themed sets will include already assembled buildings that you then smash apart into thousands of pieces without any particular direction or motivation.

A completed set of ANTIFA Lego

Despite the attachment to the controversial group, Lego users across the country are very excited for the new launch. 

“I don’t know why all the Lego mans are dressed like bank robbers, but I love to SMASH!!” 8 year old Tyler tells us. “Look! This guy is holding a bike lock! But why is there no Lego bike included?

The company encourages that after you destroy the Lego product, to simply go to another room and leave the ruined toy scattered across the floor. You can then move on to another project and let someone else deal with the mess you created.  

Some of the destroyable products to be released by the company will include: the storefront of a Starbucks, a local pub owned by a guy who donated to the Trump campaign, and the entire city of Philadelphia. 

“I’m excited to teach my daughter Pashmina about the evils of capitalism by purchasing this new product,” says 34 year old mother Meredith Locke. 

Lego would like to remind those unable to purchase this product because their local Target was burned to the ground, that technically any Lego set can be ANTIFA themed with the right mindset. 

Scott Slute is the Editor in Chief at The Toronto Harold