Loblaws Buys All The Independently Owned Grocery Stores In Your Neighbourhood

Ontario - In the midst of the month long Loblaws boycott, where shoppers are encouraged to shop local for the month of May, the grocery chain has made a bold power move and purchased every single independent store across the province. From Clarington to Kenora, expect to see your locally run stores replacing affordable produce with PC White Cheddar Mac and Cheese. And at some select stores, a large cutout of Galen Weston will be erected at the entrance reminding shoppers they can never win.

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