Miss Vickie’s Launches New Glass-Flavoured Potato Chips

“Glass!” is the latest flavour to join the popular chip brand’s lineup.

The popular Canadian snack brand Miss Vickie’s has just launched a new potato chip flavour; Glass!

The new flavour was rolled out quietly in the Ontario, Quebec and Atlantic Canada markets last week, and now the company has announced ‘Miss Vickie’s Glass!’ will be available across Canada starting on Monday.

“We’re very excited to add yet another flavour to our extensive lineup,” said Miss Vickie herself, “And just like all our other chips, Glass! will be made using 100% real glass flavouring, never artificial!”

Using an ultra secret cooking technique, this new flavour will boast an extra crunch, with just a touch of sea salt. Oh wait, that’s actually just more glass. Yum!

The company even announced they’ll be adding that extra glassy crunch to more chip flavours in their lineup, including salt and vinegar, jalapeño and applewoodd smocked BBQ.

Several consumers have reported experiencing bleeding mouths after only a few bites of the new chip, but PepsiCo (the parent company of Miss Vickie’s) said that’s part of the ultra secret cooking technique and allows the delicious flavours to get into your flavour-tasters more quickly!

Look for the new Glass flavoured Miss Vickie’s on grocery store shelves. They’re a perfect snack to give to your mother-in-law who passive-aggressively commented on how you were soooo busy focusing on getting that partnership at your law firm that she’ll be dead before you give her a grandchild. Yum!