Moist Cardboard Box Takes Lead In Latest Toronto Mayoral Poll

Written By Scott Slute

Toronto - A surprising darkhorse candidate is the current projected winner of the upcoming mayoral race, in the latest poll conducted by The Harold. Moist Cardboard Box was a late-entry candidate, but so far residents are feeling it has a bigger personality than other candidates, and has the ability to get more done.

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