Pfizer Announces Monthly Vaccine Subscription Service

By Scott Slute

Lifestyle - Netflix, Hulu, vaccines? Get ready to add another monthly subscription service in the coming months!

Too keep up with the seemingly never-ending COVID-19 booster shots coming your way, pharmaceutical giant Pfizer announced they would begin offering vaccine boosters in the form of a monthly subscription service called “Pfizer+”.

“We understand these are scary times, made even more scary by the fact that you will slowly be edged out of society if you aren’t constantly getting vaccine boosters,” the company stated in their press release, “That’s why we’re making it easier for you with Pfizer+!”

Each month, a licensed doctor will arrive at your home unannounced and give you yet another booster shot even though they said “just get two and it’ll be over.” But hey, lockdown was also supposed to only be two weeks!

Aside from the monthly booster shot, members will also get access to Pfizer’s extensive streaming library which includes Friends, the complete Harry Potter series, and a never-before released extended cut of Titanic where Rose dies instead of Jack.

Scott Slute is the Editor in Chief at The Toronto Harold