President Trump Confused At How Counting Works

Washington - As votes continued to be counted today across America, President Trump expressed his frustration at the way numbers work.

“I was ahead in Pennsylvania,” the president tweeted today, “Then all of the sudden, they count more ballots and now I’m not ahead! How is that fair?”

Trump and his team say they will be pursuing legal action in Pennsylvania, claiming they suspect some 62,000 cases of voter fraud. His team is arguing that 62,000 Biden supporters forging social security numbers in order to elect their candidate is a far more likely scenario than a 74 year old narcissist facing jail time having a hard time handling losing.

The president has stated that states should immediately stop counting votes once he is in the lead. He also suggested that only ballots with extremely poor handwriting should be counted, because we all probably know who that’s a vote for.

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