REPORT: Wife Is Totally Going To Love It, Don’t Even Worry Bro

Leslieville - It’s officially Valentine’s Day in Toronto and thousands of couples across the city plan to shower their significant others with gifts they’ll definitely like. Though many couples admit to dropping the ball with gifts on Christmas, anniversaries, birthdays and every previous Valentine’s Day, this year will definitely be the year you mail it. In fact, a recent study conducted by The Toronto Harold determined that the average wife asks what time it is at least twice a year, which means yours will almost certainly be thrilled with the watch you got her from a liquidation sale at The Bay. So Happy Valentine’s Day from the staff here at the Toronto Harold, and remember, that restaurant definitely still has space tonight you just need to yell louder at the 20 year old host.

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