The Toronto Harold Wishes Doug Ford A Very Happy Birthday

Happy birthday Premier Doug Ford!

Despite our many, many, many many many… (did I say many?) differences, you are truly the only reason we have any sort of cultural relevancy. (No matter how small and insignificant that may be)

Don’t worry, dumb people who think no one in Canada had been named Karen since last November, you’re stupid and important to us too.

From all three staff members here at The Toronto Harold, we wish you a very happy birthday Mr Premier. You’re doing a… job, handling this pandemic.

-Scott Slute

Editor in Chief at The Toronto Harold