We’re Sorry! We Exposed Our Intern To Monkeypox As A Prank Because It Sounded Funnier Than It Is

From The Editor - Ok, we need to confess something. During a conference in Montreal yesterday we heard about something called “monkeypox” and thought it sounded hilarious. So we exposed our unpaid intern’s open skin liaison to it assuming monkey-themed hijinks would follow. “What a funny prank,” we thought. The disease is called MONKEYPOX! Well, we can admit when we we’re wrong, and this time we were wrong. Brian is expected to make a full recovery, and for the safety of our community we are not letting him leave the office except to go to his Barry’s Bootcamp classes because his mom paid a lot of money for those.

Sorry!