Goodlife Reimplements Sand Paper Service

Lifestyle - After repping this summer with limited amenities that still cost gym-goers the same pre-pandemic prices, GoodLife fitness announced today that they will be bringing back their sandpaper service!

To help curb the spread of COVID-19, upon reopening the gym had halted the service, which offered patrons the sand paper to wipe off the germs from equipment and dry themselves off with after showering. Thankfully, for those who like a good exfoliation after their workout the service is back!

“We want to make sure our guests have the absolute bare minimum experience here, which is why we’re pleased to bring back offering sand paper to dry off with after your shower,” a rep for GoodLife tells us, “Plus as a bonus, the course, scratchy surface can be used to scrap all the COVID germs off your body that you get from the other unmasked, unvaccinated gym users!”

Are you excited that GoodLife has brought back the worst post-shower experience of your life? Let us know in the comment section below!