Ontario Announces Collab With Supreme As Part Of Next Rapid Test Drop

Lifestyle - Rapid test kits in Ontario are about to become even harder to find.

The province has announced the next drop date for the virtually essential medical supply, and this time they’ve partnered with iconic streetwear brand Supreme.

“You thought it was hard to get your hands on a rapid test before? We’ll wait until this new ONTxSupreme tests drop this Monday,” said health minister Christine Elliot, “These provide the same unreliable test results as a regular rapid test, but now with the Supreme logo on them!”

Ontario residents lined up for hours outside of malls and LCBO locations last Friday hoping to gain access to equipment that will let them know if it’s safe to hug their grandmother. But now they’ll be competing with hype beasts and divorced dads also trying to cop these cool new rapid tests.

“Please just give me the regular rapid tests I don’t care,” said one enthusiastic fan, “I can’t book a regular test because there’s no available spots. I’ve been sick for days and my work won’t let me return. Please I just need the one test I don’t even need a full box.”

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