This Toronto Bar Garnishes Your Caesar With An Entire Pizza And A Picture Of Your Disappointed Grandmother

King West - Caesar lovers rejoice! This new bar tops their caesars with an entire 12” Margherita pizza cooked fresh in their wood-fire oven and a framed photo of your grandmother looking extremely disappointed about your life decisions.

“We asked ourselves, ‘What do people that order a triple caesar garnished with multiple meals have in common?’ A family that constantly worries them of course,” Ronny Smith, owner of Wings and Tings tells us, “So every time someone walks into our bar, we do a quick Facebook search to find a picture of their grandma looking really upset, frame it, and top off our caesar with it. Our customers love it!”

Ronny tells us that since adding the picture of your disappointed grandma, sales have been through the roof. “We find that having a constant reminder of how upset their grandma would be if she knew last you went home with a guy who has a picture of his cat tattooed on his thigh makes our customers keep ordering rounds!”

She may have lived through the Great Depression, but you have depression! So don’t feel too bad about getting blackout drunk by 2PM on a Sunday… the Lord’s Day.

Wings and Tings new caesar is available 7 days a week, until their printer runs out of ink.