Following Years Of Anarchy, The Lowest Price Is Once Again The Law

Toronto - Following it’s departure from the Canadian market in 2013, sending the price of goods to astronomical new highs, Zellers has returned a decade later to ensure the lowest price is the law once more.

“We saw how the recent inflation was impacting Canadians, and knew something needed to be done. So after a decade, we have returned and reopened twenty five Zellers, where the lowest price is the law,” stated company CEO Zeddy Bear.

Although currently confined within a small section of The Bay, Zellers says they plan to quickly spread to the entire Bay stores, then take over all retailers across the country, spreading their law from coast to coast.