Ford Says Next Toronto Mayor Will Need To Eat At Least Two Bees Or City Is “Toast“

Toronto - Ontario Premier Doug Ford is throwing in his two cents for the upcoming mayoral election, claiming that the city is doomed unless they elect a strong mayor who can eat many bees.

“Folks, it takes a lot to be a strong leader. But the most important quality is the ability to consume bees without losing your cool,” said Ford, “And I just don’t think a left-wing mayor is capable of eating even one bee. This city is toast if that happens… which is also a great vessel for consuming bees.”

Ford stated he is looking forward to working closely with the next mayor to munch up as many tasty bees as possible.